When my parents refused to sign the tenancy agreement, claiming they owed me nothing and intending to stay, I told Laura to proceed with eviction. I had expected this. My parents had spent their entire lives avoiding accountability; there was no reason to believe a legal notice would be the thing that changed that.
I saved everything during the weeks that followed. Every text, every voicemail, every written threat. I had learned early that people like my parents relied on fog, on the inability of their targets to produce specific evidence, on the gap between what had been said and what could be proven. I did not live in fog. I lived in documentation.
The legal process was thorough and not quick, but it moved. A court date was set. My parents filed no successful counter-claim because there was no counter-claim to file. The deed was in my name. There was no lease, no rental agreement, no written arrangement of any kind that gave them standing. They had been living in my house because I had let them, and I had stopped letting them.
By the end of the month they were gone.