Old mining tunnels nearby caused gradual sinking. Over time, doors wouldn’t close right. Windows would shift. Foundations would crack.

A beautiful trap for clueless newcomers.

And I made sure Kelly “found” the catalog.

I made sure they got attached.

I let them believe the house was a dream.

Then, right after the purchase, the moment I finally thought I’d be free…

Larry and Olivia stood in my new house grinning like villains.

“They’re moving in,” Larry announced.

And Olivia added, smiling sweetly:

“You wouldn’t say no, would you?”

That was when I said:

“No.”

And that was when Linda—Olivia—slid divorce papers onto my brand-new counter.

Already signed.

The plan was simple.

Force me to accept them living with me, or lose everything.

She thought I’d cave.

She thought I’d beg.

She thought I’d fold like I always did.

She didn’t know I’d been waiting for this moment.

So I signed.

Quietly.

Calmly.

And then I packed my things and left.

Leaving them with their “dream house.”

The one sinking inch by inch.

The moving day started with silence.

Not the peaceful kind.

The kind that feels like the air is holding its breath before something breaks.