“Grandpa died last night. Funeral’s Friday. He left everything to us. You get nothing.”

I heard my mother laughing behind him.

“Finally,” she added. “You’re out.”

I didn’t respond.

I just looked across the table at my grandfather — Walter Bennett — very much alive, wearing his navy cardigan, reading glasses perched low on his nose, a sealed envelope from his attorney resting beside his mug.

He had stayed at my house the night before after a cardiology observation. He didn’t want my parents to know where he was until after an appointment with his lawyer that afternoon.

He had told me he no longer trusted my father around paperwork, money, or anything that could be manipulated later.

I slid the phone closer to him.

My father kept talking, almost cheerful now that I was silent.

“Don’t bother coming over. We’re handling everything. The lawyer already called. You weren’t in the will anyway.”

My stomach dropped — not because I believed him, but because he sounded rehearsed.

Funeral Friday?
The lawyer already called?
It was Tuesday morning.

No hospital name.
No cause of death.
Just inheritance.