He'd just cracked open the lunch box in the company cafeteria, and that rancid, old cured-meat smell hit him immediately.
A coworker leaned over for a look and laughed. "Yo, Alex, that's really going back to basics. What, reminiscing about hard times?"
Alex had thin skin. His face turned purple on the spot.
He couldn't bring himself to eat it. He dumped that whole "loving lunch" into the slop bucket and forced himself through the rest of the afternoon on plain water.
I replied with an "Oh," then pocketed my phone.
Serves him right.
Let his mom straighten him out. Then he'll know who actually understands how to live well.
Early the next morning, I changed into a suit and did a full face of makeup.
The moment I stepped out of the bedroom, I had to hopscotch through a pile of bottles and jars. The living room floor was covered with laundry detergent, dish soap, and toilet paper.
Lola was squatting there with a little notebook, taking inventory, muttering to herself: "This bottle lasted three months—how'd that one run out in two? Must've used too much…"
I stepped over her hoard like it was garbage, without turning my head.
At the company, I handed my resume across the desk.