We got him two years ago.
He needed two walks a day, each lasting an hour.
He slept during the day and ran around at night.
He howled in his cage at six in the morning.
And he tore up the house and parkouring around.
Despite all that, Michael and I were still infatuated with Naughty.
After the breakup, to fight for custody of Naughty, Michael and I had countless arguments.
In the end, they all concluded in my failure.
Michael was such a jerk.
He kept sending me videos of Naughty cuddling him and munching on snacks.
He even added background music to the videos.
“Little doggie, my little doggie, super, super cute doggie…”
“Puppy, puppy, puppy, my lovely puppy…”
I was frustrated.
I admit I was really anxious about not having Naughty around.
Could the Earth keep spinning without my dog? The Earth could, but I couldn’t!
Without the smell of my little dog, I would go mad!
At that moment, a detailed dog-napping plan formed in my mind. I was desperate. I admit I couldn't bear not having my dog around. Could the world even spin without a little dog? Could it really function without one? I would go insane without my little dog!