"Someone like you, who bypassed the standard hiring process—me, as HR Director, smoothing over your paperwork and fixing your records—you don't think that deserves a little compensation for the trouble?"
Maureen nodded eagerly. "Exactly. The fact that my cousin is even willing to take your money means he thinks you're worth the effort."
"Just like when I rode in your car—that was a privilege for you."
I paused, then asked:
"What if I refuse?"
Rupert's expression went cold in an instant.
"Refuse?"
"Let me spell it out for you. The company's owner is coming here today to hold an all-staff meeting. All I have to do is mention to him that you're an unauthorized hire who got in through the back door. You won't just lose your job—whoever recommended you will go down with you."
"So think carefully. Sixty-five thousand for peace of mind. That's a bargain."
Maureen's eyes lit up. She grabbed his arm.
"Rupert, the owner is really coming today?"
Rupert nodded.
"The VP sent a notice in the group chat first thing this morning. Everyone's required to attend."
Maureen immediately started fussing with her hair and makeup, barely able to contain herself.
"Do you know what type of woman our boss likes?"