“Look at you. Do you even look like a real man anymore? Lucia stayed out all night and that was bad enough, but today she even brought a man home.” Amelia snorted. “My dear son, could you stop accepting things and be a more manly man just once?”
“AHHHHHHH!”
Before I could answer, a man’s scream suddenly broke out from upstairs.
Then I saw Lucia rushing downstairs wearing only her nightdress with a coat thrown over it. Asher ran after her, only wearing big shorts while running even faster than she did.
“Mateo, you bastard! I told you to buy LaxaTube and you bought Crazy Glue? Are you trying to kill me?!”
“My ass was glued shut tighter than a bank vault!” Asher hopped around, holding his stomach and cursing, “Why do I wanna poop so bad?!”
“Stop yelling! We’re going to the hospital!” Lucia shouted, then pointed at me. “What are you standing there for? Go start the car!”
“Your humble servant obeys!” I cupped my hands dramatically, grabbed the keys and headed to the garage.
Amelia rushed after me, laughing so hard she almost collapsed on the floor. “Oh my god, this was insane! Missing this would’ve shortened my life!”