Finally, the trending list moved.

Two entries began to climb the rankings.

I glanced at the screen.

#1: *Natalie Fox, Narcissist.*

#2: *'Chasing Green' is trash—who is actually watching this?*

I tapped into her Weibo. The comment section was a war zone.

I couldn't help it. I laughed out loud.

"So," I said into the phone, "this is the huge hit you were talking about?"

Silence stretched on the other end.

Then—a series of loud crashes. Shattering glass. Her shrill screaming.